Cottage Cheese

I love cottage cheese. It's just flat out delicious to me.

    The temperature is dropping. I'm excited for this because I live in what is typically thought of as a hot and dry area. It's been raining quite a lot. I love that to no end. Not to mention the more you shiver the more calories you use up. I do need to go out and buy climate appropriate shoes, though. No Uggs, fuck that. A bunch of cheep women I've friended on social networking sites were complaining about how "They didn't want to be the first who broke out their Uggs."

         Those things are so disgusting. They look like turds. Yes, I mad. I also need to figure out why I'm such a defective human. I tore my tendon in my right leg last year. It really screwed me over. It healed quickly, though. But for some reason, it's decided to act up again. Not to mention my fucktarded ear that is now bleeding. And of course, the fact that my body is trying to hold onto unnecessary weight. So, because my leg and ear I'm not allowed to swim/do cardio. Instead, I've been doing core excises/upper body work outs.

                Just finished 230 consecutive sit ups, sets of inclined sit ups and trunk lifts and all that jazz. Feels good man. I understand that I've been gaining lean muscle mass(very small amounts) but why the hell can't I get under 108? It's pretty depressing that I've only lost 7pounds of lard in a total of 2 years. (Lost the 7 pounds last month and beginning of this month.) I've been eating right my whole life and been 800 calories and under per day for about 1 and a half months now. No cheat meals because I never have that shit in my house anymore. Well, I'll stay positive and away from Uggs. 

TL;DR: YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER LOVES YOU. IT'S COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE. YOU'RE AN AMAZING PERSON. I WISH I COULD BEFRIEND YOU WITH OUT BEING AFRAID THAT YOU'LL TURN ME AWAY. BUT YOU WON'T; BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST THAT NICE.

I don't have a cat

I hope this got your attention. 

I don't have a cat but I do have two dogs, though.

I've never been a cat person, but that may just be because I've never had a cat before.

Currently B.S.ing a post for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

TL;DR: YOU"RE AN AMAZING PERSON AND WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. SERIOUSLY.

YOUR SINK

When I was a kid I used to have this best friend that was pretty awesome to me at the time. He was so cool, you don't even know. We just seemed to click. I'm always going to remember him. Mostly because he LIVED in the WATER CLOSET. No, seriously.
   We had a wc in our classroom and when the bell for class rang he would sprint there and hide in there until lunch/recess. The teacher would slide assignments under the door and he would slide them back out as soon as he finished. No one ever asked him why. I wish I did. He also strongly favored the colour peach and grey.
      He often came out of his domain for colouring activities. He always stayed inside the lines and only used peach and grey. If the crayon didn't say "Peach" he would get so pissed. And when he finished coloring he would sit there and comb your hair with a paper clip. Yeah, he always had paper clips on him. He would lick the thing and just start combing. Never once did he strike me as odd. Now that I look back, what in the world. That poor boy. He thought he would grow up to marry our teacher.
         I wonder where he is now. Does he still get a kick from hiding in toilets and shouting something about how his mother said something to the effect of "moving with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air?" None the less, he was weird and I want to meet that bro again.
TL;DR YOUR SOCKS SMELL WONDERFUL TODAY.

SWIMMER'S EAR

Have you ever had it? It's like a knife trying to find it's way into your ear drum. It's this disgusting bacterial infection you get from having water in your ear for long periods of time. It's most common in swimmers because, of course, they swim all the time.
I'm a swimmer. I swim for 2:30-3 hours a day. I love swimming, and I don't mean splash around swimming; I mean 12 50's at the 45. With some drills after and then more sprints/long distance. I've always had a problem with getting water in my ear and it staying there for quite a while. Last week my ear was on fire, bro. I went to the doctor and for the first time in my life I have swimmer's ear. Go back on Wednesday last week because my other ear was starting to hurt as well. Well, shit son, I have it in both ears.
So, all this time I've been quite literally deaf in my right ear and my left ear was just getting worse. I took 4days off of swimming and this killed me. Now, more than a week later the pain has yet to lessen. It should have gone away on Sunday but I guess not.
            Long story short, Water wants to have your babies. But Water doesn't understand how exactly humans have babies and how only females can have babies. So, it will try to do you in the ear. Yeah, that pain you feel? It gave you a sexually transmitted disease.  'Cept it's water. Congratulations, mate.

CHAIRS

Chairs are very useful. That's quite an obvious statement. I'd say that it's up there with the cup on the most important inventions list. Seriously. Whoever made the cup was genius.
Way back when all we did was chase moo-cow for a living, thinking about a holding device and making it is just astounding. That person who created holding technology must have been loved. I hope to think so. But then again, who knows if showing love was sending the poor guy out to gather things to put in his cup/bowl?
Back o the point; I love chairs.

Sorts of sorts

This blog has been created to talk about everything and anything. There'll be stories and I'll try to address subjects I feel as important. And, of course, I'll be talking about myself quite a bit.
But first let's get a couple things straight.
I'm known mostly as Addie and I enjoy obvious things. Don't we all? I am serious about fitness, and fashion. Though, I hardly appear to be fashionable; I still enjoy it.
I am always trying to lose weight, and I'll try not to mention this much. But, if I do, I suppose you'll know what I'm talking about. Let's see how far into blogging I can go, shall we?